Humor: The 2015 winners of the Lyttle Lytton contest, which challenges people to write the first sentences of the worst book ever written, like "The bastard mayor tossed the money to his criminals. “Heh heh heh,” everyone said."

http://adamcadre.ac/15lyttle.html via /r/humor http://www.reddit.com/r/humor/comments/33ht86/the_2015_winners_of_the_lyttle_lytton_contest/