Methodology: Went through every NFL roster and pulled the goofiest names per position. Ranked each position by how funny the name sounds, not by actual playing skill. Players could slide from right to left, RB to FB, and DLs can play wherever.Alex Smith became obligatory Bland White Guy name.Enjoy!POS1ST2ND3RDLTJermon BushrodD'Brickashaw FergusonKelechi OsemeleLGLaurent Duvernay-TardifZane BeadlesAmini SilatoluCMackenzy BernadeauMaurkice PounceyKory LichtensteigerRGDakota DozierSenio KelemeteJ.R. SweezyRTGosder CherilusBreno GiacominiMenelik WatsonTELevine ToiloloBear PascoeMichael HoomanawanuiWR2Seyi AjirotutuDarrius Heyward-BeyKassim OsgoodQBAlex SmithRBTravaris CadetSenorise PerryCharcandrick WestFBOrleans DarkwaJamize OlawalePOS1ST2ND3RDRDEFrostee RuckerCyrus KouanjioRa'Shede HagemanNTIshmaa'ily KitchenKawann ShortSealver SiligaLDEQuanterus SmithTenny PalepoiLeger DouzableSLBLerentee McCrayBojay FilimoeatuAdarius GlantonMLBHenoc MuambaKhairi ForttRamon HumberOLBBarkevious MingoJoplo BartuPrince ShemboRCBOrlando ScandrickBuster SkrineChimdi ChekwaLCBJayron HosleyBene BenwikereCaptain MunnerlynFSHa Ha Clinton-DixDa'Norris SearcyDezmen SouthwardSSBacarri RamboJaiquawn JarrettIsa Abdul-QuddusKRLeodis McKelvinLardarius WebbFozzy WhittakerK| Kai ForbathP| Britton ColquittLS |Zak DeOssie | Carson Tinker2015 DraftSilverberry MouhonJazzmar ClaxBearooz YacoobiDetric Bing-DukesQuinterrius EatmonMunchie LegauxQuantavius Leslie via /r/nfl http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/2pq6p4/key_and_peeleinspired_allstar_team/
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