NFL: Shit the Announcers Say (Week 9)

SAS Week 8 and earlierSAS is back! And remember, if you explicitly give a quote from an announcer in a game day thread, there is a good chance to be featured here!1) “After tonight we're done with the NFCSouth. We Already had the blockbuster Atlanta-Tampa game.” –Jim Nantz (NO vs. CAR)Via /u/ErichUberSonic.2) "It's like a herd of Zebras!" –Dan Fouts on the referees (SD vs. MIA).3) "As always with Kansas City, the key today will be defense, the running game, and if Andy Reid can protect a lead until the seventh inning." - Sam Mellinger (NYJ vs. KC)Via /u/hasfarr.4) "Brandon Weeden is a first round talent." –Troy Aikman (AZ vs. DAL)Via /u/FBoaz.5) "And he's gonna kick it away to Ted Ginn Jr…..It'd be really weird if he kicked it away to Ted Ginn Sr." –Joe Buck (AZ vs. DAL)Via /u/russki516.6) "That's what Carson Palmer loves about this offense. False start, Arizona." –Joe BuckVia /u/-AbeFroman.7) "That's just a very decisive decision." –Daryl Johnston (PHI vs. HOU)Via /u/DuaneCabroni.8) "J.J. Watt wouldn't even have a cake ball." –Daryl JohnstonVia /u/sophrosynos.9) “He's got that make-guys-missability” –Ronde Barber (WAS vs. MIN)Via /u/FragsturBait.10) "[Rob Ninkovich] is just a... what's the word for it... A pain!" - Phil Simms (DEN vs. NE)Via /u/LuckyNickels.11) "Roberson makes the cardinal sin of getting his eyes in the backfield instead of having his man. Keep your eyes on your luggage, young man. Anquan Boldin takes advantage of it." -John Lynch"His luggage just got taken to the house!” –Kevin Burkhardt (STL vs. SF)Via /u/vagbuffet.12) "If you're in the Patriots locker room at half time, what do you think you have to do to get back in this game?" –Jim Nantz (score was 27-7 NE) (DEN vs. NE)Via /u/Dan_Halen_.13) "James Harrison is the AARP player of the week" - Al Michaels (BAL vs. PIT)Via /u/tiny15.14) "This could impact this depending on what happens." - Chris Collinsworth (BAL vs. PIT)Via /u/betwoobly.15) "So on a wing and a prayer....I'm sorry, I didn't just say that." –Al MichaelsVia /u/Natrone011.16) "It's really important for Eli Manning to score points tonight." - Jon Gruden (IND vs. NYG)Via /u/DreamOfTheRood via /r/nfl http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/2la3eb/shit_the_announcers_say_week_9/