BASEBALL: What would a baseball version of the Harlem Globetrotters be like?

For those unfammiliar with the Globetrotters, its a basektball show where take a shit team full of no names, and play it against a team thats full of colorfull characters who cheat perform trick plays. And of course, the team with cheaters personality has to win every game.So, what kind of tricks could the good guy team pull off to entertain the crowd? Assuming the games were at least semi-competitive, would it even be possible to gurantee the colorfull team wins every game? via /r/baseball http://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/2u9mhl/what_would_a_baseball_version_of_the_harlem/